The Battle for Britain | 7 June 2025
Cartoons
She just texted her first word
‘She just texted her first word.’
Two words for you – “Speedo Summer”
‘Oh dear, two words for you – “Speedo Summer”.’
Hell is other AI
‘Hell is other AI.’
What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?
‘What can you recommend that’s influencer-approved?’
The charge is offendaphobia
‘The charge is offendaphobia. How do you plead?’
Shall we get another puppy?
‘Shall we get another puppy?’
Listening to TikTok videos without headphones?
‘Listening to TikTok videos without headphones? Seems reasonable to me...’
I’m ex-forces
‘I’m ex-forces, so… I’ve had worse accommodation.’
Not Nigel Farage
‘Let’s be realistic about these wishes – I’m not Nigel Farage’
