KJ Lamb

‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’

‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’

‘Soup, anyone?’

‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’

‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’

‘Yes Darren, it’s just like when Daddy has his fingerprints taken.’

‘Burnt any good books recently?’

‘Got a light, mate?’

‘Watch this lack of space.’

‘It’s a lovely day – why not text outside?’

‘We meet once a month and choose a book to ban.’